Of eastern European origin, the hirsute bod wearing black-rimmed spectacles appointed Australia Post snapper elbowed passage to the shoulders wide, wall-mounted, white board hidden by twin greeting card stands. Reputation stands to be made by anyone who’s digital SLR savvy and doesn’t mind mixing it with photocopying, rubber sales and BPAY. You’ll cope with the fleeting windows of opportunity. Honestly, if your hobbies include wildlife photography apply for a job with Australia Post. Aussies, or perfectly innocent visitors, wanting a mug shot for a passport, driving licence, or whatever, rely on the resident photographic skills of the local post office. So quickly the bush telegraph senses its almost lost touch. A nanosecond would have her anxious visage whizzed to government databases. In front, a flustered Brit sheila was in need of an urgent official photo. Illustration © 2018 Zum Beamer/Charles Wood.Ĭramped post office offering window of opportunity.Īhead of the rush hour I managed second in the queue. Bring on day four and another croissant shared with ducks. But hey, day three debrief over, safe in the knowledge both the pizza and England’s cricketers were quite the lesser Remarkables. Despite vanishing easily as a cabbage tree it really was an odd pizza. In truth I’m deaf as the Hare’s Ears to having anything more to do with him.Īs we had a last lick of our digits the kolbasa craver confessed to be missing her daily twin slices of the Russian sausage. “Be that as it may, I’m definitely denying Pie-Podge access to a dating app,” I concluded. But the kiwi birds seemed happy about it too.” If ever there was a local order of sentient beings possums would appear way down from fur seals. The former outrageously fines any possum murderer, the latter doles out super brownie points. So between Oz and Kiwi Land vive la différence. Decidedly not aimed at freezing kiwis, exporting worldwide scarves, mitts and willy warmers is the latest thing in entrepreneurship in hope of snuffing out New Zealand’s entire brushtail population by 2050. Didn’t occur to them to mix marsupial fur with merino wool for cosy clothing. All because two numpties attempted fur farming a handful. And every possum a climbing, swimming, foodie brushtail. “Understandable why Mike lives the mantra, ‘See possum don’t swerve’.” Sobering thought there being over four times more possums than sheep. “Also said they look like a cat with its face smashed by a shovel. “Said they farmed possums too,” recollected the kolbasa craver. Purring passed brown pastures we spied plenty of each. Only recently have Kiwis seen sense, taking to farming deer like cattle. Blokes in pubs were plied with booze and convinced that for a few bucks leaping from a helicopter onto a running wild stag on a mountainside was a bonzer idea for obtaining venison. “Bulldogging! That was it! Thank you!” How did that slip the mind? Cider perhaps. “Something about deer,” offered the rosé glugger. “Did it on purpose,” the editor told Mike. happen to wander passed the occasional troublesome thingo. Adventures drawing towards a close Gandalf, Frodo, dwarves et al. Laboriously, frame by frame from the final cuts of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the trees vanished. “Rid me of them,” he instructed a randomly picked studio editor. And unlike the lichen dripping, leafy ancients thick beside the Wilmot Pass that inspired his Ents Fanghorn and Beechbone et cetera, Hobbit man Peter Jackson loathes the sight of cabbage trees. Their name arose from the cooked cabbage stench when burned by settlers clearing the land, although perversely the hollow trunks were saved for chimney pots. Dotted around the landscape the spikey yucca-like jobbers are profuse. It even eliminates headache pain! *Citrus is great for your kitchen as it eliminates food smells and puts freshness into the air.Yep. For example, peppermint is a great detractor of bugs or mice and is the best coverup for animal accident smells. Incorporate essential oils into your life ! Not only are they super trendy right now but their aromas hold great health benefits. Some soaps and detergents even have refillable options to save further on packaging waste.Ĥ. For every toxic cleaner there is a healthier option. Change up your laundry soap and dishwashing detergents to more environmentally-friendly options. Whenever you’re buying a new cleaning product or even body product, check out the amazing ewg.org! The Environmental Working group provides a database where you can check on the toxicity of any product we are using on our bodies or homes.ģ. Read the labels of the products you use regularly and if you can’t understand the ingredients then do some research! Make sure you educate yourself in case your products are harmful to you and your home.Ģ. The first step is to assess the products you already have.
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